Maserati Wins!

"tomtom615" (tomtom615) 02/03/2014 at 08:00 • Filed to: Maserati, Super Bowl, Car Porn, Ear Porn

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Maserati wins the "Large Handegg Game" because they did something naughty and awesome. They subjected 100 Million people to 10 seconds of pornography for the ears in their commercial from 1:10-1:20. Well done, you Italian bastards!

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > tomtom615 02/03/2014 at 08:25

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It was great since it was so unexpected... I never thought Maserati would throw an ad in the Super Bowl

Montalvo > tomtom615 02/03/2014 at 08:28

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I just loved the last bit of phrasing. "We wait until they get sleepy, wait until they get so big that they can barely move, and then we walk out of the shadows, quietly walk out of the dark and strike." If that doesn't sum up Maserati as a car that personifies a hitman I don't know what does.